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(650): View more from California

Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time

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(248): View more from Michigan

If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets

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(601): View more from Mississippi

you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable

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