Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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