I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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