wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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