you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Dick very happy bro
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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