Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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