Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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