Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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