On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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