I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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