She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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