So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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