Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
