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  I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose

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• Your 2 inches have nothing to do with America.

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jan 4, 12 at 3:31pm

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  • I've never felt so patriotic...you should play the "sons of liberty" theme to that comment

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 4, 12 at 6:07pm

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    • Or the Team America theme song.... AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

      Submitted by WhiteTrashWonder on Jan 5, 12 at 2:17am

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      • I was picturing the opening where ocelot throws his coat only its me and the towel and metal gear ray is my penis

        Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 5, 12 at 2:05pm

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• Maybe his doodle is a dandy?

  Submitted by porksword on Jan 4, 12 at 9:00pm

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• Brendan haha #winning!!

  Submitted by ninjatwurdle on Jan 4, 12 at 5:07pm

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• Tf;ld

  Submitted by ihaaaaaaavepenis on Jan 5, 12 at 6:42pm

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• I'm sure he's glad he's not from here then.

  Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 5, 12 at 12:03am

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• "I swear it's bigger if you use the metric system!"

  Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jan 5, 12 at 2:42am

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• Ha ha

  Submitted by vertigo on Jan 5, 12 at 5:49pm

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• Awww so it was non apparent....

  Submitted by aussie_axle on Jan 5, 12 at 11:48am

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• Jokes America I know I'll be abused for saying that but nobody accidentally flashes their penis

  Submitted by aussie_axle on Jan 5, 12 at 11:50am

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• Everything's bigger in Texas.

  Submitted by princesspink on Jan 4, 12 at 7:46pm

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• OP is a guy.

  Submitted by BrendanA on Jan 4, 12 at 4:09pm

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  • Of course it's a guy, since a woman would have a hard time flashin an American penis. Ignoramus!

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 4, 12 at 5:00pm

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• Lol very funny

  Submitted by jessica112 on Jan 4, 12 at 9:53pm

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• Duh Brendan. That's the point

  Submitted by wildcatsbabe527 on Jan 4, 12 at 4:41pm

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• May have flashed... Means you did not do it intentionally?

  Submitted by haynay23 on Jan 4, 12 at 6:12pm

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