There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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