In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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