I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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