I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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