: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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