It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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