So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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