I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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