wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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