You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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