Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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