ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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