i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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