Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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