i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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