Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
two words: eviction party
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
