Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
