The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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