I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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