I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He better not be in your backpack
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He shit in the fireplace
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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