his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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