At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm at about main and main street
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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