whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Randomize
