You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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