In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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