it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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