is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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