I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
