Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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