apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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