i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You're breaking my sexual little heart
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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