He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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