oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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