Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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