im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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