Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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